i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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