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  • 228 60
    Submitted by amonymous on Dec 13, 10 at 1:14pm
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    So all that cock and still no reception?

  • 146 70
    Submitted by MrVulgaris on Dec 13, 10 at 2:04pm
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    Whose job is it to "raise the bars?"

  • 141 65
    Submitted by GrammarPolice on Dec 13, 10 at 3:09pm
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    More bars in more places

  • 128 48
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 13, 10 at 6:43pm
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    If they are like AT&T bars, they all go limp when you walk into the next room of the house.

  • 129 56
    Submitted by CaptAmazing on Dec 13, 10 at 1:28pm
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    You're holding it wrong!

    • 57 37
      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 13, 10 at 4:34pm
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      That's good

  • 130 67
    Submitted by ecukidd on Dec 13, 10 at 1:59pm
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    you can't grip them too tight or they'll lose service.

  • 85 59
    Submitted by Saeglopur on Dec 13, 10 at 4:50pm
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    Dammit i was gonna go with more bars in more places. Beat me to it (pun intended).

  • 78 62
    Submitted by kathionis on Dec 14, 10 at 3:28am
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    So... one had a tiny dick and the rest had nothin' down there? Like Ken dolls?

  • 69 60
    Submitted by jgrenier161 on Dec 14, 10 at 6:41am
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    So the service sucked?

  • 58 57
    Submitted by ironman7338 on Dec 13, 10 at 7:55pm
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    Perhaps you just couldnt quite raise a few of those bars.

  • 64 79
    Submitted by fem_anon on Dec 13, 10 at 6:11pm
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    *insert punny comment about dicks and "raising the bar"*

  • 60 77
    Submitted by mrgondek on Dec 13, 10 at 5:32pm
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    So you must be a virgin then?

  • 44 49
    Submitted by hannahmay10 on Dec 15, 10 at 12:04am
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    Imagine the look on little johnny's face when he sees THAT commercial.

  • 47 63
    Submitted by jom133 on Dec 13, 10 at 7:31pm
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    Ha!!

  • 61 91
    Submitted by itouchyourmother on Dec 13, 10 at 2:50pm
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    can u hear me now?