I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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