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  • Submitted by Kirak on Oct 18, 11 at 6:54pm

    Ooooooh, Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Clamcunt-Nopants!

  • Submitted by pnr on Oct 18, 11 at 4:30pm

    I remember 9th grade

  • Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 18, 11 at 5:08pm

    If he calls it a "magic clam", I'd wash it more often if I were you...

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    Submitted by Micho523 on Oct 18, 11 at 4:48pm

    If only this worked in real life

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    Submitted by bigdickplaya on Oct 19, 11 at 10:35am

    Ohh the magic cunt shell! Ask it something.

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    Submitted by Americanism on Oct 19, 11 at 12:10am

    If that worked, I wouldn't fuck you with somebody else's dick. Just saying.

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    Submitted by RawrYourMine on Oct 20, 11 at 8:39am

    Hopefully you used a condom, or that "clam" is gonna pop out a "pearl".

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    Submitted by killin_me_smalz on Oct 18, 11 at 5:12pm

    Call up your dentist. Tell him he's a little BITCH!

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 19, 11 at 4:31am

    I wouldn't have played along....

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    Submitted by skitsy on Oct 19, 11 at 7:32am

    I like magic clam. It's mermaid-ey.

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    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 18, 11 at 11:23pm

    I remember kindergarten.

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    Submitted by Ashly45 on Oct 18, 11 at 4:57pm

    Yea I agree with the first person