I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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