make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
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i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Watching her eat just hurts me
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
She needs sedatives and a leash
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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