Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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