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  • 94 47
    Submitted by sperman96 on Jul 12, 10 at 10:13am

    Pow right in the kisser.

  • 98 55
    Submitted by Thrax on Jul 12, 10 at 8:34am

    That will keep a guy happy for a looooong time

  • 76 29
    Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Jul 12, 10 at 4:08pm

    I have no problem takin a shot in the mouth. If that shit gets in my eyes however, youd better cover your balls and run.

  • 70 59
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 12, 10 at 9:24am

    Hey mom, meet (insert name here)....she's a keeper =)

  • 59 50
    Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 12, 10 at 3:44pm

    Isn't that how everyone distinguishes their relationships??

  • 60 55
    Submitted by mephaskapholies on Jul 12, 10 at 3:38pm

    are there men that don't think of it that way?

    • 52 45
      Submitted by jenmaree on Jul 13, 10 at 6:49am

      Yeah. They're called decent guys.

  • 54 48
    Submitted by 10steh66 on Jul 12, 10 at 8:50am

    Idiot

  • 45 32
    Submitted by crazyj2500 on Jul 13, 10 at 8:57pm

    Right between the eyes, like shooting at a bullseye!

  • 47 37
    Submitted by arcangelo on Jul 12, 10 at 12:59pm

    muffin, chill out. and unbunch ur panties. this txt is great

  • 56 56
    Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 12, 10 at 8:20am

    That's classy

  • 51 47
    Submitted by prompt on Jul 13, 10 at 12:40am

    Do you really want to stay with a girl forever who is too much of a wuss to take it in the face occassionally?

  • 50 48
    Submitted by superhead on Jul 12, 10 at 8:59am

    Or in her mouth :()

  • 42 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 10 at 3:46pm

    There's no distinction. Strangers, family, pets. All payload targets.

  • 51 58
    Submitted by beachbaby on Jul 12, 10 at 2:41pm

    How demeaning

    • 39 53
      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 13, 10 at 12:40am

      all the little nerd boys who gave this a thumbs down would cry for days if they ever got cum on THEIR faces. hahaha oh whatta world

  • 45 48
    Submitted by mike0006 on Jul 12, 10 at 1:14pm

    Yeah, the classy ones let you cum on their buttholes.

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 12, 10 at 8:36am

    Face shot!

  • 48 58
    Submitted by thekandymaan on Jul 12, 10 at 3:30pm

    Money shot! It's better when they swallow.

  • 39 47
    Submitted by whurt86 on Jul 12, 10 at 1:56pm

    Me too

  • 37 48
    Submitted by redielg on Jul 12, 10 at 10:53am

    Alright Miami

  • 40 62
    Submitted by tobaccofarmer on Jul 12, 10 at 2:19pm

    Muffin must have got the bad end of being a keeper. Wipe your eyes and drive on

  • Submitted by RadMuffin on Jul 12, 10 at 11:11am

    That is beyond disrespectful you piece of shit excuse for a man.