He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
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I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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