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  • 75 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:26am

    Good god, do you even wipe your ass when you shit?

  • 71 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:10am

    ...ok if she asked u to use it....MEAN!! ...if not then....HAHAHAHAA

  • 73 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:12am

    what if it was a dude.....

  • 74 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:30am

    exactly. who says it was a fuckin girl?

  • 68 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:47am

    That explains vagina smell all over my hands. And the little critters. DAMN IT!

  • 69 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:59pm

    Pretty priceless? Or pretty skankalicious? I vote for opinion #2.

  • 62 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:43am

    thats what they get for using you stuff

  • 64 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:38pm

    the moral of this story is do not touch other people's shit. Must find a way to replicate this scenario without ruining my keyboard...

  • 58 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:55am

    revenge is a dish best served dried, flaky, and in small increments.

  • 61 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:19pm

    1 who the hell are you texting THE NEXT DAY about this.. and 2 why???

  • 63 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:07pm

    That's Repin KCMO Yea baby Yea!!! hahahahahahahahhahahahaha

  • 55 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:28pm

    EPIC! I wonder if the warranty includes sterilization?

  • 59 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:47pm

    thats why u keep hand sanitizer around.....

  • 56 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:04pm

    haha....your keyboard has crabs

  • 62 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:41pm

    she's gonna rub her eyes after and get pink eye...not cute

  • 58 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:01pm

    i'm kind of ashamed to share my area code with you

  • 58 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:17pm

    Nice! webcam with me? :)

  • 58 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:36pm

    eh you wont ruin your keyboard... just use some hand sanitizer later with some Q-tips and it's clean... trust me, I've done it too haha

  • 56 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:39pm

    HAHAHA SWEET! THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR USING OTHER PEOPLES SHIT!

  • 54 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:21pm

    assuming bf is "boyfriend" your theories 3:12 and 9:30 that it could be a guy are extremely disturbing to say the least eww

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:17am

    12:41 i dont know that she exactly said she stuck her finger in her butt. and will the original poster please contact me? im looking for a new roomate. namely a masturbating female one. wohoooooooooo