Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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