Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
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i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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