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  • 43 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 6:00am
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    Well at least you were safe from the aliens lol And i agree with 6:00

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:49pm
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    Been there, done that!! The bar I used to hang out at was like that for me!!! I'm a girl and they were all men ty!!

  • 42 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:21pm
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    Yeah I can't go buy a pack of smokes without running into five guys you've fucked

  • 36 31
    Submitted by tigerpaw on Jul 29, 10 at 9:23am
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    This is central Texas, there is nothing else to do BUT fuck everybody.

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:00pm
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    it'd be better if it said 'connect 4'

  • 38 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:45pm
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    Hopefully from midway. If OP was from university they were most likely at a family reunion

  • 38 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:02pm
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    maybe the person is a lawyer.

  • 38 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:05pm
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    Sounds like most nights from Scruffy Murphy's

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:23pm
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    Rofl. I want to meet this person.

  • 32 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:37pm
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    you can also connect the dots with people you haven't fucked in that room. I'm sure it creates a bigger picture.

  • 38 53
    Submitted by joodus87 on Jan 12, 10 at 5:57pm
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    Scary thought. Same area code. If I didn't right that text, I may have been in the room. HAHA

  • 33 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:45pm
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    1:21 ftw nice boondock saints reference.

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:54pm
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    I really don't care if they are bi, I just wanna know how their girl/boyfriend feels about that! If they're such a player they probably have a hunny.

  • 29 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:34pm
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    Looking at your little sister's stuffed animal collection again?

  • 30 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 6:34pm
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    I love college. hahha

  • 28 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:20pm
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    2:17 You did not have to reinterate the joke.

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:56pm
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    if that room is Madison Square Garden, you are a whore

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:40pm
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    i've been in this situation. you feel good and bad about yourself at the same time. hahaha

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:17pm
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    heywood, what you in for? didn't do it, lawyer fucked me

  • 30 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:46pm
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    1:12 I noticed the exact same thing. Bi for sure.

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:19pm
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    2:17 Please continue to fuck up wet dreams for everyone.

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:38pm
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    Not always 2:37!!! LOL

  • 29 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:04pm
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    He's a cashier at a grocery store. We were at a Lynyrd Skynyrd afterparty.

  • 29 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:20pm
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    its a girl, obviously. and she's a filthy little cum-bucket

  • 29 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:44pm
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    sounds like u live in central texas, get out now!

  • 28 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:27pm
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    2:20 reinterate is not a word

  • 27 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:08pm
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    jk it was just a party at a friends house

  • 29 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:06pm
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    Wow i think this text is from me and the room in the HOT coliseum

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:33pm
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    He was in the bathroom. By himself. Looking at his hands.

  • 23 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:24pm
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    hey fucktards its from shawshank redemption

  • 30 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 5:00am
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    But how many can you name? That's one sure-fire whore test.

  • 23 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:24pm
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    Yay gender-neutral promiscuity.

  • 25 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:18pm
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    What would it make then?

  • 29 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:36pm
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    Not bragging 4:50, just stating a fact....LOL

  • 21 42
    Submitted by rawrzzz95 on Jun 8, 10 at 11:47pm
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    Omgosh ... I totally know who this is\nbtw she is a nasty dirty whore and nobody likes her :)

  • 16 33
    Submitted by mmhmxdakkk on Aug 6, 10 at 3:58pm
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    Shittttttttt!

  • 29 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:21pm
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    1:12, what on Earth does your question mean?

  • 30 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:25pm
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    i think shes a clean little cum bucket

  • 26 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:22pm
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    1:12 is acknowledging how they say "people" and not "guys" or "girls" leaving the possibility of a bi poster.

  • 22 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:01pm
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    wonder what it would look like when you connected all the dots?

  • 22 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:50pm
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    1:49 that isnt really something you should brag about, slut

  • 21 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:59pm
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    Wow I'm sure you're proud, whore.

  • 12 34
    Submitted by redbull12 on Apr 20, 11 at 9:22am
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    Classic shit

  • 23 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:14pm
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    It would be gangsta if you were the only person that knew that.

  • 27 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:14pm
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    maybe the person is a lawyer..........LOLOLOLOL. Hilarious!

  • 23 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 11:22am
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    hahaha this could be me @ a college reunion