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  • 50 45
    Submitted by tigerpaw on Jul 29, 10 at 9:23am

    This is central Texas, there is nothing else to do BUT fuck everybody.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:21pm

    Yeah I can't go buy a pack of smokes without running into five guys you've fucked

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 6:00am

    Well at least you were safe from the aliens lol And i agree with 6:00

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:23pm

    Rofl. I want to meet this person.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:49pm

    Been there, done that!! The bar I used to hang out at was like that for me!!! I'm a girl and they were all men ty!!

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:02pm

    maybe the person is a lawyer.

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:45pm

    Hopefully from midway. If OP was from university they were most likely at a family reunion

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:37pm

    you can also connect the dots with people you haven't fucked in that room. I'm sure it creates a bigger picture.

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:00pm

    it'd be better if it said 'connect 4'

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:05pm

    Sounds like most nights from Scruffy Murphy's

  • 47 68
    Submitted by joodus87 on Jan 12, 10 at 5:57pm

    Scary thought. Same area code. If I didn't right that text, I may have been in the room. HAHA

  • 51 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:54pm

    I really don't care if they are bi, I just wanna know how their girl/boyfriend feels about that! If they're such a player they probably have a hunny.

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 6:34pm

    I love college. hahha

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:45pm

    1:21 ftw nice boondock saints reference.

  • 50 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:56pm

    if that room is Madison Square Garden, you are a whore

  • 30 43
    Submitted by mmhmxdakkk on Aug 6, 10 at 3:58pm

    Shittttttttt!

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:34pm

    Looking at your little sister's stuffed animal collection again?

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:20pm

    2:17 You did not have to reinterate the joke.

  • 32 52
    Submitted by rawrzzz95 on Jun 8, 10 at 11:47pm

    Omgosh ... I totally know who this is\nbtw she is a nasty dirty whore and nobody likes her :)

  • 44 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:25pm

    i think shes a clean little cum bucket

  • 38 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:06pm

    Wow i think this text is from me and the room in the HOT coliseum

  • 43 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:33pm

    He was in the bathroom. By himself. Looking at his hands.

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:20pm

    its a girl, obviously. and she's a filthy little cum-bucket

  • 42 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:17pm

    heywood, what you in for? didn't do it, lawyer fucked me

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:40pm

    i've been in this situation. you feel good and bad about yourself at the same time. hahaha

  • 47 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:38pm

    Not always 2:37!!! LOL

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:27pm

    2:20 reinterate is not a word

  • 36 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:08pm

    jk it was just a party at a friends house

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:18pm

    What would it make then?

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:04pm

    He's a cashier at a grocery store. We were at a Lynyrd Skynyrd afterparty.

  • 36 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:44pm

    sounds like u live in central texas, get out now!

  • 41 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 5:00am

    But how many can you name? That's one sure-fire whore test.

  • 45 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:19pm

    2:17 Please continue to fuck up wet dreams for everyone.

  • 37 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:46pm

    1:12 I noticed the exact same thing. Bi for sure.

  • 39 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:36pm

    Not bragging 4:50, just stating a fact....LOL

  • 33 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:24pm

    hey fucktards its from shawshank redemption

  • 38 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:21pm

    1:12, what on Earth does your question mean?

  • 33 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:24pm

    Yay gender-neutral promiscuity.

  • 35 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:22pm

    1:12 is acknowledging how they say "people" and not "guys" or "girls" leaving the possibility of a bi poster.

  • 18 46
    Submitted by redbull12 on Apr 20, 11 at 9:22am

    Classic shit

  • 32 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:59pm

    Wow I'm sure you're proud, whore.

  • 38 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:14pm

    maybe the person is a lawyer..........LOLOLOLOL. Hilarious!

  • 33 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:14pm

    It would be gangsta if you were the only person that knew that.

  • 32 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:50pm

    1:49 that isnt really something you should brag about, slut

  • 28 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:01pm

    wonder what it would look like when you connected all the dots?

  • 31 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 11:22am

    hahaha this could be me @ a college reunion