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  • Submitted by maskedman on Mar 10, 10 at 3:40am

    This will teach those kids a lesson about drugs. Next time someone offers them weed they'll be like,"I don't like weed because it's too spicy."

  • Submitted by quoteXunquote on Mar 9, 10 at 8:43pm

    I'd like to know how fifth graders got $60 to buy the stuff. Probably some rich kids. "Here's some money, now leave Daddy alone so I can bang my hot secretary before Mommy gets home."

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      Submitted by 310/951/805 on Mar 9, 10 at 8:56pm

      This is what I want to know. I never had money in elementary school unless it was my birthday or christmas, and never more than $20.

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        Submitted by Herschel on Mar 11, 10 at 12:06am

        I got $20/month allowance from like age 8, and my family wasn't especially rich. All you have to do is save up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 7:27pm

    7:23- you know you can get some bongs for like,10 bucks, right? But selling to 5th graders is WRONG!

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      Submitted by Anonym0u5e on Mar 10, 10 at 10:02pm

      Where the fuck can you get a BONG for 10 bucks? They're like at least $150.

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        Submitted by rosieanntook on Jun 1, 11 at 8:49pm

        I work in a store that sells 'em - our cheapest is $9.99

  • Submitted by BamaCady on Mar 9, 10 at 7:14pm

    Fifth graders? C'mon now...

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    Submitted by pnwd on Mar 9, 10 at 7:24pm

    I'd rather have 5th graders learn about weed from this guy rather than their parents later

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 7:49pm

    I used to sell grass clippings to jr high kids when I was in HS, never messed with elementary kids though!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 11:27pm

    Wow why are all of you uptight for? I think this is funny stupid ass little kids trying to act cool got owned

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    Submitted by chucknorrisisgod on Mar 9, 10 at 7:35pm

    You would think this is wrong, but it's just so damn funny. Good job op.

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    Submitted by dsg215 on Mar 9, 10 at 8:29pm

    i dont understand why you'd give them the bong. oregano is clever tho

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    Submitted by janedoeyo on Mar 10, 10 at 11:01am

    dudes, elm school kids are NOT innocent. I'm a soph in college and when I was in 5th grade my class mates used to get high off inhalants in some chicks garage, smoke cigarettes, and weed.

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      Submitted by madamcreepy69 on Mar 10, 10 at 11:12am

      yeah some girls from my school we're already doing the bang bang game in 5th grade.

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    Submitted by sequioa on Mar 9, 10 at 8:02pm

    must have been a shitty bong

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 11:57pm

    10:57- your parents are clearly dickheads and terrible parents. Why the fuck would you call the cops on your own kid just for having weed that is the most retarted thing i've ever heard in my entire life.

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    Submitted by Stotan1228 on Mar 9, 10 at 7:55pm

    I hope you boiled it first or Mr. Entrepreneur is going to a sleepover with Big Barry.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 9:40pm

    @9:24, it's not that selling it was illegal, it's that the kids thought they were getting weed.

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    Submitted by DirtxMcGirk on Mar 10, 10 at 1:02am

    You guys that have debates on these quotes are losers...either you like the quote or shut the fuck up if you don't

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 12:43am

    8:42- why would he be banging the secretary at home you bang you secretary at work dumbass

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    Submitted by heavyweight420 on Mar 9, 10 at 7:27pm

    been there done that

  • Submitted by jbubbya on Mar 9, 10 at 7:52pm

    That's pretty shady. Fail.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 1:59am

    Those kids will look back on this one day and say, "damn that was oregano? Fuck we were naieve," kudos for teaching them a good lesson in life :)

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      Submitted by madamcreepy69 on Mar 10, 10 at 11:14am

      that probably won't even know.

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    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 10, 10 at 5:58am

    wttttf, I hope you get arrested asshole.

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    Submitted by AW_TFR on Mar 9, 10 at 11:23pm

    5th graders r retarded i think im safe at 9th thiugh

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    Submitted by sessaymelay on Mar 30, 10 at 9:44pm

    I love you Wichita.

  • 74 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 12:58am

    shouldve gotten way more than 60$ ur a terrible hustla

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 12:45am

    11:57- yeah I agree. If my parents called the cops on me I would fucking kill them

  • 74 85
    Submitted by softballcutie on Mar 9, 10 at 10:08pm

    Fifth graders? Dude. Not cool.

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    Submitted by thatgirl35 on Mar 9, 10 at 7:14pm

    This cracked me up

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 9:04pm

    This day in age, elementary kids, have mobile phones.

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    Submitted by ends509 on Mar 10, 10 at 4:06am

    Damn I woulda been one pissed of 5th grader!!!lmao

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    Submitted by kcs99 on Mar 10, 10 at 12:17am

    Sadly, ITA, 8:43.........

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    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 10, 10 at 6:00am

    like they're only in fifth grade, if you have to sell it wait for highschooolers bud?

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    Submitted by lauralizz on Mar 9, 10 at 9:15pm

    I usually love tfln, but this just upsets me.

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    Submitted by golightly on Mar 10, 10 at 12:48am

    Dude they're balls haventb even dropped yet. Wtf

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 11:24pm

    This I'd so fucked up.... Man I wish I could see those kids trying to smoke that... Maybe their will be a placebo effect and they still get hi

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 10:57pm

    8:43 so true and it sucks how it's like that these days no discipline. If my parents ever caught me with drugs they'd kick my ass out (saying this is the case while i'd still live my parents) and would call the cops on me

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    Submitted by yellowsun6 on Apr 5, 10 at 11:01am

    that's so mean.

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    Submitted by k8ee on Mar 10, 10 at 4:25pm

    Wouldn't the bong alone be worth more than that?

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    Submitted by BBCowboy808 on Mar 10, 10 at 4:10am

    Could you immagine gettin caught tryin to smoke oregano? At least you can use the arguement "it's not like it's illegal." LMFAO

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      Submitted by bsitz on Mar 10, 10 at 8:38am

      You can actually be arrested for having bags of oregano....they can still charge you with attempt to distribute because you were intending it to be pot.

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    Submitted by Tankd4life on Mar 10, 10 at 10:26am

    Hope they don't come back and do a 187 on ur ass. Those fifth graders are vicious little fuckers these days lol

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    Submitted by cao29 on Mar 10, 10 at 8:53am

    That's wrong ... Those kids are way to young !

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    Submitted by 173osfc2 on Mar 9, 10 at 8:14pm

    Not cool

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    Submitted by Allsports on Mar 11, 10 at 8:49am

    I wish I had 60 bucks in fifth grade.

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    Submitted by lolgasm4u on Mar 12, 10 at 1:52am

    I have done this :)

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    Submitted by stikybriches on Apr 15, 11 at 9:19am

    They shoulda never gave you niggas money!

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    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 19, 10 at 9:58am

    Totally got a bong in NYC small medium. $10 bucks.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 11:05pm

    Lmfao!! Great way to make a living! Kids'll Neva stop buyin drugs

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    Submitted by ScSurfer1691 on Jun 27, 10 at 2:47am

    dude there are some places in this country where fifth graders are carrying guns why not smokin pot too

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    Submitted by ibrianna on Mar 9, 10 at 11:11pm

    Lmao. Kinda mean

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    Submitted by m0therfuck on Oct 5, 11 at 12:12am

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHahahahahahhhahaha

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    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Mar 10, 10 at 4:48pm

    Definitely illegal. Wondering if this guy will get popped?

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    Submitted by cjhoops on Mar 10, 10 at 10:11am

    3:40 lol

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    Submitted by ends509 on Mar 10, 10 at 4:07am

    Damn I woulda been one pissed off 5th grader!!!lmao

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    Submitted by amacphail on Mar 9, 10 at 9:31pm

    A€£hole

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    Submitted by MarcusBankz on Mar 9, 10 at 7:17pm

    I've done that

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    Submitted by tfIn on Mar 9, 10 at 8:18pm

    That is illegal

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      Submitted by lickmyclit09 on Mar 9, 10 at 9:24pm

      it's not illegal to sell oregano. and im not sure about the crazy american laws but its also not illegal to sell a bong

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        Submitted by peacebro on Mar 9, 10 at 9:56pm

        You're are right! As long as the bong hasn't been used with drugs!

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          Submitted by bsitz on Mar 10, 10 at 8:41am

          FYI....Selling oregano and saying its pot holds the same penalties as selling pot.

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    Submitted by italybj24 on Mar 9, 10 at 8:30pm

    Fake

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 7:22pm

    ahhh thats my area code!!!! hah

  • 49 75
    Submitted by fuuuuuck on Mar 11, 10 at 8:54pm

    Lmao.

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    Submitted by gingy36 on Nov 20, 10 at 10:49pm

    you sir are a god

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    Submitted by everforsaken on Sep 22, 10 at 12:03am

    Anyone watch the venture brothers? Lol.

  • Submitted by pwn on Mar 9, 10 at 7:23pm

    That's way under-priced for a bong. You're an idiot.

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      Submitted by lickmyclit09 on Mar 9, 10 at 9:27pm

      agreed. even pipes can be like 30 bucks.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 12:42am

    8:43- why would

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    Submitted by PinkBubble on Mar 11, 10 at 2:27pm

    You're a bad person....