Texts From Last Night · ends509's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ends509's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(802): View more from Vermont

just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!

Fav 39 7388 2343
share tweet
(510): View more from California

Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay

Fav 65 21682 2536
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(720): View more from Colorado

I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was

Fav 58 17386 2469
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(847): View more from Illinois

you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.

Fav 25 13430 1597
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT