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(613): View more from Ontario

ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness

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(716): View more from New York

Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(908): View more from New Jersey

How wet are you?

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Ever heard of a U-boat?

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(856): View more from New Jersey

FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!

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(303): View more from Colorado

One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.

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(334): View more from Alabama

Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?

(1-334): View more from Alabama

You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.

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