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  • Submitted by BUbuddy on Jan 4, 11 at 10:32am

    fat chick?

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      Submitted by yfz501 on Jan 4, 11 at 11:34am

      no a fat chick would've ate the ham and wrote her number on him

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        Submitted by ttesroD on Jan 5, 11 at 9:22am

        Interesting theory...maybe HE's fat?

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    Submitted by pichu180 on Jan 4, 11 at 11:42am

    Ham, the new paper...

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    Submitted by ies on Jan 8, 11 at 12:28am

    Pretty sure That aint kosher!

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 5, 11 at 4:06am

    Be really funny of it was the phone number of a Jew.

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    Submitted by dthbrngr on Jan 5, 11 at 12:13am

    I started laughing when I read the ham in wallet part and didn't realize there was more. I stopped laughing and finished reading only to die laughing all over again :)

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    Submitted by Crazycraig916 on Jan 4, 11 at 3:30pm

    Call it...then eat the ham

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    Submitted by blite on Jan 4, 11 at 12:35pm

    Be scared... Its from the dude on the stoner diet from the earlier text... :))

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    Submitted by SassyChick86 on Jan 4, 11 at 6:59pm

    Lol better than nothing!

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    Submitted by mickeymouse27 on Jul 26, 11 at 6:11am

    That must smell!

  • Submitted by SovietMotherland on Jan 5, 11 at 8:46am

    Pork her

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    Submitted by anticone on Jan 4, 11 at 10:56pm

    Maybe the ham is a euphemism

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    Submitted by dlm9891 on Jan 5, 11 at 6:45pm

    Think of how many beef wallet jokes there could've been if it had been some form of beef instead of ham.

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    Submitted by HotDang on Jan 5, 11 at 2:48am

    was it good?

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    Submitted by averizzle556 on Jan 6, 11 at 1:12am

    what a waste of ham.

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    Submitted by wwiiace on Jan 12, 11 at 12:23pm

    Seriously. Comments better than the post. Way to ham it up, tfln. Im waiting for a cheese 3 way.

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 26, 12 at 7:16am

    I call fake, purely because ham is way too wet for Sharpie to stay on it.