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  • 95 58
    Submitted by BUbuddy on Jan 4, 11 at 10:32am
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    fat chick?

    • 54 48
      Submitted by yfz501 on Jan 4, 11 at 11:34am
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      no a fat chick would've ate the ham and wrote her number on him

      • 56 65
        Submitted by ttesroD on Jan 5, 11 at 9:22am
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        Interesting theory...maybe HE's fat?

  • 75 47
    Submitted by ies on Jan 8, 11 at 12:28am
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    Pretty sure That aint kosher!

  • 84 74
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jan 4, 11 at 11:42am
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    Ham, the new paper...

  • 79 67
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 5, 11 at 4:06am
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    Be really funny of it was the phone number of a Jew.

  • 72 65
    Submitted by dthbrngr on Jan 5, 11 at 12:13am
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    I started laughing when I read the ham in wallet part and didn't realize there was more. I stopped laughing and finished reading only to die laughing all over again :)

  • 59 46
    Submitted by SassyChick86 on Jan 4, 11 at 6:59pm
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    Lol better than nothing!

  • 62 55
    Submitted by Crazycraig916 on Jan 4, 11 at 3:30pm
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    Call it...then eat the ham

  • 68 68
    Submitted by blite on Jan 4, 11 at 12:35pm
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    Be scared... Its from the dude on the stoner diet from the earlier text... :))

  • 61 61
    Submitted by anticone on Jan 4, 11 at 10:56pm
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    Maybe the ham is a euphemism

  • 71 82
    Submitted by SovietMotherland on Jan 5, 11 at 8:46am
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    Pork her

  • 53 56
    Submitted by HotDang on Jan 5, 11 at 2:48am
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    was it good?

  • 57 65
    Submitted by averizzle556 on Jan 6, 11 at 1:12am
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    what a waste of ham.

  • 62 76
    Submitted by dlm9891 on Jan 5, 11 at 6:45pm
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    Think of how many beef wallet jokes there could've been if it had been some form of beef instead of ham.

  • 36 35
    Submitted by mickeymouse27 on Jul 26, 11 at 6:11am
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    That must smell!

  • 53 74
    Submitted by wwiiace on Jan 12, 11 at 12:23pm
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    Seriously. Comments better than the post. Way to ham it up, tfln. Im waiting for a cheese 3 way.

  • 19 27
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 26, 12 at 7:16am
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    I call fake, purely because ham is way too wet for Sharpie to stay on it.