So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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