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  • 197 38
    Submitted by NotAnonymous321 on Jul 8, 11 at 4:50pm
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    The father is probably less concerned about his daughter's sexual behavior than he is about having raised someone dumb enough to say, "totes."

    • 20 37
      Submitted by destructo on Jul 9, 11 at 2:00am
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      I couldn't agree more. What a dumb bitch.

  • 151 56
    Submitted by Phys on Jul 8, 11 at 5:09pm
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    See what happens when fathers don't have healthy boundaries with their daughters, she ends up thinking using the word "totes" is acceptable

  • 90 60
    Submitted by SserPrun95 on Jul 8, 11 at 5:37pm
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    Totes? Kill yourself

  • 74 60
    Submitted by Laurennniscool on Jul 8, 11 at 8:02pm
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    Totes.... Really? It's like obvi... Kind of annoying, js

  • 59 36
    Submitted by people_are_dumb on Jul 9, 11 at 3:33am
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    Adverted? Try averted. People are dumb.

  • 51 39
    Submitted by archer79 on Jul 8, 11 at 9:41pm
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    Totes? Are people so damn lazy they can't pronounce three whole syllables?

  • 45 44
    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jul 9, 11 at 6:49am
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    I think the point here (other than the atrocious spelling) is just how F'd up it is that telling your dad you "...need to bone this guy..." averts crisis.

  • 39 47
    Submitted by cannabislecter on Jul 9, 11 at 7:39pm
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    I've said it before, I'll say it again. If you say totes you should be fucking burned alive.

  • 35 44
    Submitted by annekohnduh on Jul 10, 11 at 2:02am
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    Don't hate on "totes" \nIt's a reference to I Love You Man. Paul Rudd is the man. Trolls.

  • 28 33
    Submitted by R3X on Jul 9, 11 at 8:12am
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    What

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Nicole170 on Jul 8, 11 at 5:25pm
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    Wow that's gross.. And lb23 no they don't!

  • 38 55
    Submitted by travisholmquist on Jul 8, 11 at 4:21pm
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    Last

  • 39 60
    Submitted by justsomedude on Jul 8, 11 at 7:52pm
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    The use of "totes" might be a reference to the movie "I Love You, Man." Which would be funny.

  • 32 47
    Submitted by spicy_mustard on Jul 9, 11 at 1:36am
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    Ok you all are commenting about the word totes? How about the fact that you all think it a girl saying she is going to "bone" someone? I think op is a dude.

    • 26 38
      Submitted by destructo on Jul 9, 11 at 2:02am
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      Of course you do, Cocky master.

    • 23 32
      Submitted by Maxuhmillian on Jul 10, 11 at 7:38pm
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      I agree, and that the dad is a closet homosexual!

  • 29 45
    Submitted by kansasgirl95 on Jul 10, 11 at 2:07am
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    Totes. Obvi. Touch. (shortened from touché.) people who use any of these, die.

  • 32 51
    Submitted by jewtotherescue on Jul 9, 11 at 3:55pm
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    "totly" same amount of letters less amount of stupid

  • 27 48
    Submitted by Portcityliving on Jul 10, 11 at 3:38pm
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    Adverted totes! Woot woot, where be my doritos and ranch?

  • 21 36
    Submitted by koji8123 on Jul 10, 11 at 1:29pm
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    Op should be burned at the stake.

  • 36 96
    Submitted by LD83 on Jul 8, 11 at 5:05pm
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    iPhones autocorrect totally to totes