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  • 90 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:42pm

    No-shave November turns to dirty December

  • 84 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:58pm

    1:49 didn't get accepted by any sororities :)

  • 84 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:53pm

    Ugh you guys are not following this at all...this girl is pissed because all of the sorority sisters' dates are going to be gross and scruffy because they (the guys) don't shave during the month of November.

  • 80 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:30pm

    No shave November ftw! I'm keeping it goin through winter.

  • 78 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:13pm

    What self-respecting woman participates in No-Shave November?

  • 71 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:11pm

    You guys are retarded. It's Mo-vember. Only for boys to grow moustaches to fundraise money for prostate cancer.

  • 79 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:44am

    i HATE no-shave november. unfortunately, my boyfriend loves it. and our semi-formal was saturday... so I feel ya.

  • 70 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:22pm

    Apparently ppl aren't aware cause it's the second largest killer in women. So if seeing pink makes someone think about a breast exam or getting a mammogram then I say it's fine!! Early Detection is key so bring on the pink for one month!!

  • 70 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:20pm

    screw no shave november. i dont wanna look like a wookie.

  • 76 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:27pm

    god ellen schram would post this

  • 73 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:56pm

    I thought this meant girls who stopped shaving their legs because we all wear jeans and heavy pants in winter.

  • 69 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 3:21pm

    Okay, let me get this straight: I'm a douche because I actually support research, and not this corporate "awareness" garbage, and you guys aren't because you see pink and go, "yeah, breast cancer is really there," and contribute next-to-nothing in all actuality? That makes no sense at all.

  • 71 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:46am

    Haha as a guy, no shave November is a month long holiday

  • 74 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:22pm

    Is 1:53 Jeff's retarded sister?

  • 73 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 3:09pm

    3:01, I am fucking aware of it. I think we are all fucking aware of it. Being aware isn't going to do shit, though. Donating helps a hell of a lot more than slapping a pink ribbon on a bottle of Tide and saying "we promote awareness." Do one of those walk-a-thons. Buy something where most of the proceeds go to the Susan Komer Foundation. I know I do.

  • 70 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:33pm

    I love how there could be a big fight over some random persons text...

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:42pm

    2;29 you are the biggest douche known to man. Ky mom has breast cancer

  • 77 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:53am

    Girls who like their men to look like 70's porn stars and/or members of the Taliban?

  • 70 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:27am

    We call it Movember and it rocks!

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:31pm

    To 4:58 or maybe 1:49 is just a fan of free thinking and not being controlled by a Stepford wives clan of shallow whores?

  • 73 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:29pm

    Hey, listen up, bitches. We agree to go through a month of getting pounded up the ass in breast cancer awareness shit. Some of us even buy and wear/use pink garbage under the ruse of "we're saving boobies, and boobies are great!" Leave us alone when we promote to protect our endocrine unit, and by extension, our dicks, by following that bullshit up with something manly, like not shaving for... I don't know, a month.

  • 71 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:26am

    It's actully called Movember well that what we Call it in oz

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:31am

    How many guys participate in No Shave November actually knowing that it is meant to raise money for Prostate Cancer? I'm just asking.... (I'm gonna give it at guess and say... 40-50%. maximum.)

  • 67 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:51pm

    Hey 2:29... Go to hell you fucking prick.

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:24am

    1:31- I think she meant their dates, as in all the boys will be looking like mountain men at their semi-formal

  • 71 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:21pm

    God forbid you selfish whores support prostate cancer research and awareness. Real men have hair. DEAL WITH IT.

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:11am

    lol this makes me laugh.

  • 67 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:43pm

    You're all misinformed. Men stop shaving. Women keep shaving. This is like moustache may with more hair.

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:42pm

    CTxFC FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:50pm

    Suck a dick 8:51pm. 2:29pm is totally right you shithead.

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 2:09am

    ahahahaahahahahahahaha we just had ours too i thought the same thing!!

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:35pm

    movember was just started this year (but theres moustache may for that), no-shave november has been goin on for a few years though, point goes to nsn

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:53pm

    @1:49 it's pretty cliche to lump every sorority girl into one category, so kudos for being so original! just because someone's affiliated doesn't mean she's buying her friends or a selfish whore. unless she's a DG and then maybe.

  • 58 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 3:50pm

    Can't wait to see those female hairy arm pits

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:34pm

    whoever wrote they want their man to grow a beard then eat you out.. your so fucked.

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:59pm

    OMG this was totally written about my college's semi-formal ha ha ha

  • 63 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:31pm

    Fake. Sorority girls never go more than 2 days without shaving.

  • 59 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:02pm

    @7:53 it's not really a cliche if we keep texts like the one in this topic. "OMG how dare you get icky before formal! I don't care if it's for cancer awareness! It's gross!" Just sayin.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:34pm

    What dumbass came up with the idea of no shave november to begin with?

  • 59 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:12pm

    Dear soro-whores, men are not just your silly little Ken dolls whose sole purpose in life is to be your arm candy. If your man wants to support a good cause, even if it means he gets hairy, why don't you just support him?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:38pm

    why the fuck are texts like these getting on here?

  • 56 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:28am

    everyone whos hating on various forms of supporting either breast cancer or prostate cancer- YOU ARE IDIOTS. Seriously? how can you object to people supporting those who have life threatening illnesses, no matter what the form, whether they go head to toe in pink or grow a beard, who the fuck cares?

  • 55 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:43am

    no shave november is for deer hunting.

  • 48 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:25pm

    .... Says the girl who is once again dateless

  • 50 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:38pm

    No shave November sets up decembeard...weak sauce my ass.

  • 55 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:16pm

    Can you help me find my wife? -Mankrik

  • 47 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:36pm

    I believe the correct term is soroctitutes

  • 51 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:16pm

    Why wouldn't u shave?? Ppl with cancer don't have hair due to chemo so isn't that kinda a slap in the face to grow ALL ur hair out lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:58pm

    Im posting my own texts (602)- All night you kept introducing yourself as Seth Macfarlane, making cutaway jokes and then acting them out

  • 46 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:42pm

    Fuck no-shave November... I'm not cool with being all hairy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:11pm

    That is the beauty and wonder of no-shave november/ beard-vember

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:56pm

    I love beards!!! I wish my man would grown one and then eat me out.