I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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