Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
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This looks like something off of MLIA...except, subject fled in terror rather than said "I knew I picked him for a reason"
1:28: The guy wants to do some Harry Potter / Ron Weasley stuff. The OP needs a plausible excuse to disapparate, so he or she is asking the friend to call, act hysterical, and give the necessary excuse to get out.
LMAO What a loser, hope you got away
Wand is probably the least obnoxious thing a guy could call his dick.
I put on my robe and wizard hat...
ive done this before ha
I remember that 1:34! He got that girl twice!
hahahaha wtff? thats the weirdest forplay ever...ew...
I wish I could press "bad night" multiple times!
OP did you make white magick with his wand?
BAAAANNNNGGG HHHHIIIIIMMMM
I hope your friend called. What a loser that guy was!
God dammit Manitoba!! This is the second one today. And while reading it I had a feeling this was either from Ontario or...Manitoba.
WOW. This is why good friends are priceless.
1:34 you can't rush good pizza
i totally pushed "good night" because it was so much fail
RUN AWAY NOW! that guy= lozer. and dont look back.
I'm confused! Someone please explain this text to me
duuude run the fuck away now!!!
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