But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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