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  • Submitted by trollinator on Jul 17, 10 at 1:02am

    I love getting blowjobs :)

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      Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 17, 10 at 3:23am

      you are a slut too. Wow, you're quick. Due to the volume of incoming comments, we ask that you wait at least one minute between submitting comments. Thanks!

  • Submitted by emilycaitlin on Jul 17, 10 at 12:53am

    I love giving blowjobs;)

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      Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 17, 10 at 3:21am

      you are a slut.

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        Submitted by justbreathe on Jul 18, 10 at 12:49am

        at least she's not a bitch.

  • Submitted by meghannnn on Jul 17, 10 at 12:16am

    there's a downtown in the state of nebraska?

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      Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 17, 10 at 3:20am

      just because the area code is from Nebraska doesn't mean the person is actually in Nebraska..

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        Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 17, 10 at 3:26am

        psssst you spelled meghan wrong. there is only one n

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        Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 17, 10 at 3:28am

        why does tfln always cut words off? i spelled actually correctly. where the hell is my y at?

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        Submitted by carolinaaa on Jul 17, 10 at 9:00am

        it actually is from Nebraska. I got this text message around 6am from my friend and DIEDDD laughing. It was a female bum giving some dude bum a beej outside of Walgreens in downtown Lincoln in broad daylight!

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          Submitted by dawnathin3 on Dec 20, 10 at 11:02pm

          i will never be able walk past that walgreens without thinking of this again. ewww....

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      Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 17, 10 at 3:27am

      143 i la la la love you. not.

  • Submitted by teribeef on Jul 17, 10 at 6:29am

    "(Adjective) (noun) EVER." That format is getting old, regardless of context

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    Submitted by nakedgoat on Jul 17, 10 at 12:24am

    Bums need lovin too!!!

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    Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 17, 10 at 12:12am

    Its the only type of currency they possess..

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      Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 17, 10 at 3:24am

      lies!!!!!!!!! Wow, you're quick. Due to the volume of incoming comments, we ask that you wait at least one minute between submitting comments. Thanks!

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    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 1:17am

    That's no way to talk about your parents. You are so ungrateful.

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 17, 10 at 1:04am

    bumette?

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    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 17, 10 at 2:13am

    Bum luvin does not sound like a good morning to me

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    Submitted by 33333hhhh on Jul 17, 10 at 8:14am

    THIS IS HAUNTED. holy shit, I think people really do act out Palahniuk's books, constantly

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    Submitted by marsho on Jul 17, 10 at 7:59am

    homeless need lovin' too

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 17, 10 at 12:21am

    the early bird gets the bj. these pretzels are making me Firsty!

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    Submitted by ilikeboobs on Jul 17, 10 at 10:35am

    Shut the fuck up rainbuckets or whatever your name is.

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    Submitted by Jazzie_fae on Jul 17, 10 at 3:39am

    Actually Lincoln has a decent downtown and considering there were about 3 of them sitting nice and cozy on the corner of 12th and O late last night isn't surprising

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    Submitted by 33333hhhh on Jul 17, 10 at 8:13am

    THIS IS HAUNTED. holy shit. I think people really do act out Palahniuk's books, constantly

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    Submitted by way on Jul 17, 10 at 1:23am

    That happens all the time

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    Submitted by sonofbichsht on Jul 17, 10 at 7:31am

    I want Firsty to take a drink then blow me

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    Submitted by Kalixzo on Jul 17, 10 at 7:59am

    Lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :p

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    Submitted by jessiee_rene on Jul 20, 10 at 11:12pm

    nebraska really isnt all just corn fields guyss!

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    Submitted by cannibal_ox on Jul 17, 10 at 4:53pm

    Bums, making a mess all over the city.

  • 58 73
    Submitted by SaraJean on Jul 17, 10 at 12:08am

    ...How lonely.

  • 61 82
    Submitted by wombatt on Jul 17, 10 at 1:05pm

    I think they were actually Cornhusker recruits getting ready for the Big Ten.

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    Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 17, 10 at 2:04am

    The internet gods claim that your comment was spam. At least give us macaroni.

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    Submitted by lIlIlIlI on Jul 17, 10 at 1:08am

    Here's a drank for firsty :)

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    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 17, 10 at 10:36am

    Stinky fuckin nuts...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:57am

    Bums need blowjobs too!

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    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 17, 10 at 12:06am

    Me.... But really no one cares

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    Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 17, 10 at 3:17am

    like i barely hold the door open! you make me wanna break my bank! make it rain! where my money at? forget about the tag, throw it in the bag!

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      Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 17, 10 at 3:19am

      it's goin too fast, I need to WATCH my ass.

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    Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 17, 10 at 11:48am

    the "best .... ever" comments always seem to be statements. If it really was my best morning ever, id be more excited. There needs to be more variety. Such as "best morning ever!" Or making a list..."best morning ever: "

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    Submitted by ohshitimsorry on Jul 17, 10 at 1:02am

    call me ;) seven oh sevensixtwoeight2939

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    Submitted by mikescott on Mar 31, 11 at 5:57pm

    fuckin rainbuckets! leave emilycaitlin alone. girls like her are what gives this world hope, along with weed and jimmy johns delivery : )

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    Submitted by PyroFrost on Jul 19, 10 at 11:57am

    I would not call this a great morning seeing this

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    Submitted by Bullskid on Jul 18, 10 at 2:22pm

    My friend said that to me yesterday. Dissappointed it wasnt true.

  • Submitted by CAAF on Jul 17, 10 at 12:15am

    Best morning ever?

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    Submitted by gaza244 on Jul 17, 10 at 12:08am

    Wow really was it a girl doing the blow job \nDWRL....... SMDH !!!!

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    Submitted by i360noscopfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 2:36am

    Firsty I sense a 360 no scope coming your way

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    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 1:23am

    Ok so it's the weekend and you're out partying Firsty but you've got to hold your position on tfln. When you're late the supply of pretzels is low. Lol

  • Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 17, 10 at 12:04am

    Look who's firsty now.