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  • 65 56
    Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Aug 19, 10 at 9:19am

    Yeah, cause everyone wants to feel like theyre sexting ben stein.

  • 53 42
    Submitted by HitThatRowdy96 on Aug 19, 10 at 6:19pm

    At least it's not sexting in Pig Latin.

  • 49 50
    Submitted by StallionDavis on Aug 19, 10 at 3:01pm

    Boner Killer.

  • 53 58
    Submitted by stevebauer on Aug 19, 10 at 11:48am

    The guy probably read "a foreskin" and kept going...

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 10 at 7:16pm

    Aforementioned isn't really all that intelligent. I have the perspicacity to note that using a go-to word is not very creative and actually indicates a limited lexicon. Unless it was "your aforementioned bulbaceous cock." :)

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 19, 10 at 2:11pm

    Who says this is a girl?

  • 50 59
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 19, 10 at 9:22am

    Now if you can use the words "Publication" "ferret" and "sacristy" into your sexts.

  • 49 58
    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 19, 10 at 9:41am

    Well there went his boner.

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 19, 10 at 10:16am

    "Aforementioned" is not a sexy word. Intelligent sexting fail.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 19, 10 at 9:43am

    uhhh what the fuck? boner kill....

  • 49 66
    Submitted by rexygirl10 on Aug 19, 10 at 9:22am

    Well good. At least you seemed to have picked up on some grammar skills when you were learning how to be..."promiscuous" while in school.