i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
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He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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