Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
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You're a wizard, Harry. -Hagrid
Wow someone has still think that the wwe is realy I bet. Maybe even thinks Sarah palin is smart. Can you see Russia from your house you tard.
You give the 407 a bad name. Hope you got pine needles where they clearly don not belong!
lmao..I'm the receiver of this text! and it's not a guy to a guy..it's a girl to a girl...<3 <3..there's no problem with masturbating..if no guy can do it right then might as well do it yourself.
Is that a string of pearls on your tree?
FAKE!! someone just wanted to make a christmas joke..a shitty christmas joke.
Wow. That's all I can say
Why would you under a Christmas tree out of all places?!?!?!
817 you're a dumb cunt. Nuff said.
Yeah, like a guy would text another guy to tell him he just jerked off.
As long as the gifts don't stick together...
12:35, shut the fuck up. Who gives a fuck if its fake ass hole. Don't ruin it for the rest of us you cunt.
7:22 i like you. ps i can do it right
It's like the 407 didn't have enough of a pathetic connotation... Let's go ahead and add this to the list of why Orlando sucks at life.
Sigh. Thats all I want for christmas too ;)
You should crush a glass ornament and slit your wrists with the shards. Happy Holidays!
Santa's wife. Nuff said.
@2:43: You are not funny, nor witty.
Oo that's what I want too! I'm gettin my wish!! -girl next door
Jingle Balls? O Cum All Ye Fairhful? JO to the World?
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