Please be kind and pay your respects to Michael Jackson who has passed on to the gates of heaven where he'll be greeted by hordes of jovial & tender Angels.
Wait a minute...
For all you trash talking fuckers out there. Get a life. Nobody thinks you're funny. If you don't like him get over it. There are people out there that do and they don't want to listen to your bull shit. So shut your fucking mouthes, don't waste your time talking about him if you don;t like him and let it go!!!
Why is it that Farrah Fawcett was a huge icon for 2 decades maybe 3... and she is no more than a footnote in the news? She was a Charlie's Angel. Every guy back then had the hots for her. Not to mention the fact that she went through hell battling cancer....
It's just wrong. Michael Jackson may have been a great entertainer, but he still paid a little boy 20 million dollars to drop the molestation charges. If that doesn't spell guilty I don't know what does.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ROFLOMG YOUR SO CLEVER.
oh, wait. that was fucking stupid. you're dumb, and that sucked. not that i'm a huge MJ fan or anything, but that was weak.
Because it's about as old as "groped-by-the-pope" jokes. Plus, there's the whole thing about it being inappropriate to talk about what was wrong with somebody, especially if it was just a small part of their life, right after they die.
Seriously everyone.... whatever you though of him, someone is dead...have a LITTLE respect. And to be grateful that someone is dead- what kind of people are you. I hope that I don't and never know you.
Ehhhh, this is weak and not funny. You're dissing a legend (whether or not the child molestation allegations made against him are truet, he undeniably had one of the biggest impacts on music in all history). And Farah was a fly honey right up until she unfortunately died. Fuck off.
Why are people even fighting about what time the texts are sent.
"OH MY GOD, IT SAYS TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT BUT THIS ONE WAS MIDDAY, OMG!!!!!!!!" who the fuck cares.
mj was amazing...idc what all of you haters say. whether you believe he was a good person or not, what he did for music was ground-breaking and changed it for everyone in a wonderfully positive way.
that being said...this text is fucking hilarious.
Well, sure, it's a big part of it if you ignore nearly 40 years in the music business. I mean, clearly a series of jokes spawning out of one inconclusive criminal trial from the early 90s defines a man. Tell you what, when you die, just have the priest rattle off all your traffic violations in lieu of a eulogy.
Wow, I seriously find this one fucking hilarious and amusing!!! Wow, I'm prolly going to hell for the amount of time it took me to stop laughing at this text! Oh well, maybe Michael will do his "last" concert down there. Wow, that truly would be hell...
Shit man, Ed McMahon's an afterthought to the footnote, and he was in the entertainment business longer than both of them without getting involved in criminal trials or doing porn.
Farewell and rest peacefully to one half of the original bromance.
Michael Jackson died......... lol.
Farrah Fawcett died.......... I still want to bang her.
Ed McMahon died........... I dunno who the fuck he is unfortunately.
lame joke is lame.
And lemme borrow your time machine, since this was allegedly from last night.
I want to travel back and cunt punch your mother to prevent your existence.
12:31am
Just because you aren't funny doesn't mean the nobody else in the world is either. And didn't you hear? People who call "FAKE" are worthless pieces of shit. Just thought you should know.
why does this have so many votes for good night?
this is a terrible, horrible night!
now i'll never get to see him in concert :(
i have nothing left to live for
Yeah, it's a good joke, but it's definitely rude to actually say it out loud.
Whether the allegations made against him were true or not, it doesn't make his death any less tragic.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA................ HORRIBLE, but funny
How the fuck is it fake if he's already been pronounced dead? An hour and a half is more than enough time for people to text about it, send it in here, and for the mods to approve it.
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