One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
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I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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