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  • 38 25
    Submitted by cooterbooter on Jun 28, 13 at 7:15pm

    His dick is gonna look like it fought a cheese grater in order to swallow the house cat

  • 34 28
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 28, 13 at 8:58pm

    "They call her Miss Microwave, because if you leave your meat in too long, it gets burned"

  • 33 38
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Jun 28, 13 at 3:12pm

    Hey, at least warn the guy!

  • 32 37
    Submitted by fly_bi_night on Jun 29, 13 at 7:34am

    Unless he plans to stick his dick in his lungs afterward, that won't do anything. SARS is transferred by direct contact with mucus membranes, not skin.

    • 25 27
      Submitted by lurch66 on Jun 29, 13 at 12:30pm

      thanks bill nye

    • 26 23
      Submitted by skilly7 on Jun 30, 13 at 5:27am

      I think I love you.

  • 33 49
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jun 28, 13 at 12:00pm

    Skin to skin or it ain't goin in.