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  • 66 34
    Submitted by enormoustard on Mar 12, 12 at 4:06pm

    There's your sammich, bro.

  • 52 38
    Submitted by RodFarva on Mar 12, 12 at 5:24pm

    Gimme a litre o' cola.

  • 50 44
    Submitted by yumyum05 on Mar 12, 12 at 4:11pm

    well if you woulda answered my dorito taco msg I wouldn't have put the meat in your wallet....beotch!

  • 38 30
    Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 12, 12 at 7:07pm

    sounds like the last couple years of my marriage

  • 37 33
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Mar 12, 12 at 8:54pm

    Gives new meaning to the term "ham wallet".

  • 34 32
    Submitted by Phys on Mar 12, 12 at 5:21pm

    Actually you're the whore for always carrying meat on you...

  • 34 35
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 12, 12 at 11:53pm

    At least she made you a sandwich!

  • 35 38
    Submitted by peachpie88 on Mar 12, 12 at 4:20pm

    Okay, gives a whole new meaning to "covering your meat".

  • 32 37
    Submitted by W_T_F on Mar 12, 12 at 9:34pm

    Meat wallet!!

  • 31 37
    Submitted by bulllwinkle on Mar 12, 12 at 5:55pm

    funny. whore's cock wallets usually do look like a certain deli meat. anyone up for roast beef?

  • 26 34
    Submitted by Mactastic on Mar 12, 12 at 11:40pm

    Dude, that's what you get when you pimp out the Spam Fairy...

  • 26 37
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Mar 13, 12 at 8:53am

    I'm sorry nunu, but how is it specifically "your" marriage? I'm kidding, kick her.

  • 25 36
    Submitted by lordabortion on Mar 17, 12 at 4:46am

    use it as an appetizer to snag the chuds you're doomed with.

  • 27 44
    Submitted by pipe4tom on Mar 12, 12 at 8:30pm

    Bitch whore!

  • 24 40
    Submitted by ck24 on Mar 12, 12 at 8:33pm

    Was it roast beef?