I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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