oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
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just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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