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  • 61 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:56pm
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    I love to swallow cum!!! AJ

  • 56 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:33am
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    Oh golly. sounds like a stupid line from an old 70's porno

  • 50 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:26pm
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    reppin' that tallanasty!

  • 50 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:11pm
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    Wrong, 11:13, a lot of hipster girls dig mustaches.

  • 50 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:27pm
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    Robert Downey Jr? Ew, still no.

  • 50 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:49pm
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    1:40-lmao! I can hear it now. . ..

  • 49 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:23am
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    stay away from my cooch with your stash

  • 52 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:44am
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    there is absolutely nothing hot about this line whatsoever.

  • 45 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:30pm
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    isn't it illegal to molest the retarded?

  • 46 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:56pm
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    who wants a mustache ride I vant one i vant one ooo me too me too

  • 49 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:58pm
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    i vote bad night.... for the girl who wanted to be melted by his mustache. AJ

  • 45 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:57pm
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    Mmmmm that would work on me. Facial hair is the best.

  • 43 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:03pm
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    ^^That girl from super troopers was HOTT!

  • 44 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:52pm
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    That is the worst pickup line ever.

  • 45 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:23pm
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    7:20 - Holy shit, yes!!

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:49pm
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    i dont understand this at all

  • 42 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:20pm
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    a thousand times ew. unless robert downey jr wrote this text. in which case, Yes.

  • 41 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:09pm
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    by mustache, I think he meant wiener-duster, which then implies the "her" was a "him"

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:56pm
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    Mustaches are only allowed if you're a police officer or a major league pitcher. Or if you're a cowboy I guess but if you're a cowboy go fuck yourself anyway.

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:58pm
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    There are always exceptions to the mustache rule. I.E.- James Franco in 'Milk'

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:13am
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    This is fake. Girls hate mustaches.

  • 34 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:33am
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    Fake. 95% of girls hate mustaches, and the other 5% are lying.