Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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