I cut my penus on the lid.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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