i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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