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  Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.

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  (517): Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons. http://tfl.nu/2wud
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  Submitted by 2jzstang on Dec 11, 11 at 11:14am

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  No way! The backseat of a Beetle is too small for skinny people! How the fuck could you manage banging a fat chick there?

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  Submitted by porksword on Dec 11, 11 at 2:03pm

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  Too bad you can't lower the bar in both cases.

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  Submitted by dajser on Dec 11, 11 at 12:47pm

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  Try adderral and jäger on the rocks. My personal favorite for lawschool finals.

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  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 11, 11 at 5:33pm

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  That's not what they mean when they say "Having sex with her in a very uncomfortable place."

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