Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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