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  • 75 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:22pm

    Hey mom, Jason here. I smoke crack and pay hookers to give me fellatio on a nightly basis.

  • 79 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:49pm

    mother of 6?? she must have to masturbate with a fire hydrant

  • 72 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:01pm

    kelly here mom I'm influencing my younger siblings in ways you wouldn't believe

  • 67 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:40pm

    lmao! yes, god's pretty sad alright! sad he didn't think about this first!

  • 65 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 7:05pm

    Leave it to Lancaster PA the home of the Amish to represent a texts like this!! This is Awsome! I hope that a little amish girl (+18 of course) posted this

  • 60 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:00am

    ok it was funny when the first two posed as kelly and Jason... 11:11 and 11:18 are just killing a good joke now. I am dissapoint.

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:41pm

    5:38 - if you are for real - as a mother of 6 why are you here

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:33pm

    Actually if God was happy, you wouldn't be jacking yourself off, you'd have someone there doing it for you.

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:26pm

    5:23, there is nothing wrong or funny about but fucking.

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:16pm

    This is sooooo wrong hahah

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:49pm

    I love how people proclaiming moral superiority find entertainment reading this site...

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:03pm

    I did that once I came so hard I passed out

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:23pm

    Lmao! That's wrong but fucking funny!

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:36am

    Who can keep it up during gospel music? It's like reverse Viagra.

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:09pm

    wrong on so any levels..

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:06am

    Hahaha that's fucking hilarious

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 7:51pm

    Big tone I wanna go to the party

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:11pm

    Jason and Kelly here, Mom. Don't worry, we both definitely plan on "getting off" tonight. And now that we've read this, at least one of us will be singing some hallelujahs when we do. Better wear some earplugs.

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:33am

    silly 5:38 mom, perfect beings don't get sad.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:07pm

    This is amazing everyone should try it

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:23pm

    No that's gods way of saying thank you

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:13pm

    Really? People still can't spell masturbating?

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:03am

    i'm not sure how I feel about this. I'm not Christian, but there's something just not right about this lol i laughed regardless.

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:39am

    that would THROW ME OFF!!

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:10pm

    Only in America !! ( where is big tone)

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:01pm

    I just peed my pants a little laughing so hard.

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:18pm

    it's a beautiful thing.

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:26pm

    where are u masturbating? either u own gospel music, or ur jerkin it in church...

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:13am

    Fuckin a man fuckin a

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 4:53pm

    Lol that kinda turned me on...is that bad?

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:18pm

    Jason Kelly mom here how about you show me all that you know then I can teach you advanced techniques

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:06pm

    mastering the spelling of masturbating would be yet another win

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:19pm

    Hardcore Metal is the only acceptable masturbation music! No one denies this!!!

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:01am

    10:04, u stoopid! As 4 this text, all i can say is NOOOOO!!!!!!! My heart just cried a little 4 u.

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:03pm

    probably posted by someone from Lancaster Bible College

  • 33 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:31pm

    Just imagining that is hilarious. ^_^

  • 42 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:37pm

    yo, i'm the big tone (the real tone)...you all are cordially invited to my Super Kickasas Party of Awesomeness this weekend. It's theme: America, Fuck Yea! It's NJ, so if you're in NJ and wanna attend and get some free booze and bbqing up here, just let me know on here and i'll post the details at a time closer to the party - thanks, big tone

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:38pm

    this is very horrible. you should be ashamed of yourself. as a mother of 6 i really hope my kids don't go on here. Jason or kelly if you're on here, you better get off! and don't influence your younger siblings either! this is terrible. masterbating? to god? god is sad