just come out here and I will go home with you...
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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