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  • 98 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:04pm

    LOVE this text. This is my new years resolution also

  • 94 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 11:41am

    11:06- you just described your own life.

  • 98 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 11:06am

    I bet you will be home alone with your 10 cats crying yourself to sleep like you do every night.

  • 93 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 11:45am

    All that alcohol better be good shit too. I wouldn't want to die from natty lite intoxication.

  • 84 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 11:31am

    me too, I'll be working a 12 hour shift

  • 85 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 3:24am

    My nipples they hurt, they hurt when i twist them

  • 85 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:26pm

    All of these fucking "i hope im alive the next day texts" are stupid as shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 2:04pm

    ha ha, everyone in CNY should have that resolution

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:41pm

    Dyin of natty light would blow ass

  • 59 55
    Submitted by twin1983 on Dec 16, 10 at 12:26pm

    I'm going to Vegas for New Years..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:06pm

    Best tfln in a while

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 6:49am

    3 24 classic shit, imagionation!!