I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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