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    Submitted by Tequilarose on Apr 20, 12 at 3:56pm

    Dont forget to add "b4" we're speaking english not bingo

  • 47 53
    Submitted by larphraulen on Apr 22, 12 at 2:30am

    and when people ask me "plz" instead of please, I say "no" since it's shorter than yes

  • 50 75
    Submitted by haliganbar on Apr 20, 12 at 6:32pm

    Don't get all uppity about it. He's lowering his standard even farther to sleep with you.

    • 25 34
      Submitted by Florida_pride on Jun 7, 12 at 3:45pm

      Sounds like someone is fond of "kewl". Defensive much?

  • 46 72
    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 20, 12 at 1:53pm

    ...so the line includes the kool aid man...oh yea!

    • 40 56
      Submitted by Tequilarose on Apr 20, 12 at 3:48pm

      Not your best nunu

      • 41 60
        Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 20, 12 at 4:55pm

        been a trying month I'm way off my a game

        • 34 57
          Submitted by grenadewizard on Apr 20, 12 at 11:33pm

          used up your daily allotment of funny with that epic D&D reference on the "do you like magic" text lol

      • 42 43
        Submitted by ralphmacio on Apr 21, 12 at 4:14am

        It helps if you use the correct voice when reading "oh yeah!"

  • 39 61
    Submitted by thegreatwhite on Apr 21, 12 at 2:33am

    Sounds like he's lowering his standards to if he's got to talk to you like a 13yr old.

    • 31 45
      Submitted by Florida_pride on Jun 7, 12 at 3:47pm

      I sense bitterness and repression. Methinks this one is still below those standards....