we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
smell my finger.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
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My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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