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  • Submitted by Nightshade on Sep 9, 10 at 10:35am

    Amazingly enough, not all guys are dim-witted D-bags. Maybe guys find you to be a new species too. Immature? Condescending? Oh wait, nope. Seen that before.

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    Submitted by magsloveswolves on Sep 9, 10 at 11:08am

    Nerds ftw!

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    Submitted by tukabar420 on Sep 9, 10 at 12:07pm

    Probably talking about her new dildo

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    Submitted by guitar_boy on Sep 9, 10 at 11:03am

    The only guys who would be offended by this are ignorant dbags, not refined gentlemen such as myself :)

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    Submitted by walkonair on Sep 9, 10 at 10:57am

    I love how guys get offended by texts like these, but when it's about a girl being a dumbass or whatever else she may be, it's completely and totally amazing. \n\nPersonally, I think this is pretty funny (even if it was about a girl).

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    Submitted by amandalee137 on Sep 10, 10 at 12:35am

    That sounds awesome.. Where can I get one?I've already tried barnes and noble...

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      Submitted by jltc on Oct 4, 10 at 1:18am

      the walmart of bookstores? really?

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    Submitted by notTexan on Sep 9, 10 at 3:51pm

    Personally, this post offends me in no way. However, I undersand what walkonair means about a girl being a dumbass. That last sentence makes no sense. If the OP wants to be such a snooty bitch, she should use proper grammar too, unless she intends to sit down with said "species penis" to read some of Dr. Suess' fine works. If this is the case, she's excused for the grammer, but probably is too young to be exposed to a penis.

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    Submitted by ashley440 on Sep 11, 10 at 5:13am

    I understand where OP is coming from. Only 5% of people in NE Ohio can speak in complete sentences. Most frequent asked question by my customers is "how much dat is?"

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    Submitted by nitro420 on Jun 7, 12 at 5:34pm

    Time and again it baffles me how stupid guys get chicks. It's like, uh, I'm better looking, better dressed, have an actual brain in my skull a car, a motorcycle and a job. I am cooler by every standard yet inexplcably chicks will choose the biggest tool in most cases. I guess it's irrelevant since I'm off the market and found a girl thag appreciates a proper man.

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    Submitted by h8whores on Sep 11, 10 at 9:58am

    No love for that whore.

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 9, 10 at 11:30am

    moving up in the world.

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    Submitted by tazpurvis on Sep 16, 10 at 1:40am

    Much respect for a woman who found out that not all men are ignorant cave dwelling d-bags. There are those of us who are nerds, we may not all be generally attractive but what we lack in looks we more than make up for with our hearts, our caring, and our minds. NERDS FTW...... Proud nerd since birth 1977......