It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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