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  • 40 33
    Submitted by Phys on Dec 26, 11 at 12:40pm
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    I could have done it in one...just say anything about unwrapping a great present

    • 17 20
      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 28, 11 at 12:05am
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      Just about any girl can get there in 1 too.

  • 21 17
    Submitted by TampaDave on Dec 26, 11 at 6:10pm
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    Merry Christmas to my <insert adjective(s) here> ho ho ho!

  • 21 20
    Submitted by bustamove on Dec 26, 11 at 10:34pm
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    Merry Christmas. Let's have sex.\n\nEasy?

  • 24 30
    Submitted by bellamari on Dec 26, 11 at 12:32pm
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    win.

  • 18 21
    Submitted by mmtija on Dec 27, 11 at 9:51am
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    there always has to be that friend who "one-ups" you.

  • 29 43
    Submitted by ScoobyJew504 on Dec 26, 11 at 2:44pm
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    Merry Christmas!\n\nYea same to you, I got you a present... ...it's my dick in a box ;)\n\nI'll be right over :)