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  • Adderall is an amphetamine. Taken in the right amounts it will make a person w/ ADHD calm down, be able to concentrate, and also be less fun. Taken while drinking, it causes a person to feel less of the alcohol and still be awake for most of the night while they black the fuck out. Taken while smoking weed, its like being at the tip-top of your creative game. Taken while smoking and drinking, anything can happen. Make sure you know Spanish for waking up in Mexico.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:23am
  • Haha, adderall + the word "college" = a text from last night story. This is still both funny and original after the 20th time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:20am
  • wow the whole adderal + college texts are fucking stupid, please stop posting these. they're not funny at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:20pm
  • Blah blah blah Adderall, blah blah blah college. That's what all these submissions sound like to me. Please be more original, fucktards..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:04am
  • Maybe the reason your heart started pounding so hard was because you're so goddamn used to downers that your body couldn't handle it? AND IT IS A PHARMACEUTICAL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:47am
  • Ew. My doc prescribed me some adderall and I took one pill and refused to take it ever again! My heart was racing so bad I thought I might die. I just don't understand why people enjoy "uppers" I'm a Xanax girl all the way! It got me through four years of film school. Better living through pharmaceuticals!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:08am
  • I agree with Xanax girl. Barres all the way!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:39pm
  • Adderall is totally high school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:43pm
  • oh look, another pussy college shit that can't hack it without the help of a pharmacy. how original and sparkly new!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:51am
  • WTF is with people and adderall. Want a fun drug. Ganja is the way to go

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:17am
  • Pix or not one fucking nitwit on this site posting stupid adderall bullshit has ever even seen a single dose of adderall, but is instead following the rediculous posting trends on here about college, lady gaga, adderall, etc. You all fucking suck large STD infested cawk. Seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:35pm
  • HAHAHAHAH OMFGGGGGGGGG ADDERALL AND COLLEGE SO FUCKING FUNNYYYYY.... not. shut the fuck up with this. this site sucks for accepting these bullshit texts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:55pm
  • Yeah!! Let's do coke and go nowhere with our lives!!! At least there will be more jobs available to me! This text is hilarious!!! LOVE IT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:31am
  • WHO CARES IF IT WAS A FIRST! IT'S STILL FUCKING HILARIOUS! GO, YOU! FUCK THE HATERS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:20am
  • What's adderall? Don't have it in aus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:23am
  • Aderall always saves my ass :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:35am
  • Thanks for the definition below pretty sure ppl in college who abuse it know what it is! I sure do every time I'm at the bar and do it in the bathroom! Classy. I know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:25am
  • It sounds more like a drug addicts version of fun dip

    Submitted by Batrastard26 on Mar 23, 12 at 8:39am
  • DO COKE INSTEAD PUSSYS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:50pm
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