i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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